Waiting for you …

Found this old review while doing some formatting. It is not on this blog since it is not about morsels of delice. But I post it here just for the fun of it, as this is one of the more unique reviews I had written. And no, I'm not saying which restaurant is this.

Try "singing" this review to the tune of "I will be right here waiting for you".

After order, time after time 
I had asked about my food, 
Twenty minutes, had just passed 
But not one dish had came yet 
The kang kong had finally came, but it tasted oh so salty 

Your service is slow, Your food is awful, 
Why am I still here, waiting for you 
At least thirty minutes, to wait for each dish
Why am I still here, waiting for you 

The scallops with yam, tasted so bad 
This is a lousy combi
The only good, about this place 
Is the live and fresh Seafood 
But the chef can't cook it well, what a waste of good seafood

I wonder how I can survive, to even 

Have to wait for thirty minutes, 
To Settle my Bill 
Oh, even getting the change
Took more than twenty minutes

After this, I quit being a romantic, and go "No more nonsense about all these waiting, I'm not coming back ever!".